These are the lies I have already told my child about Santa Claus (and it is only November):
1) There is a troll that lives in our fireplace (our stand-alone, vent-free fireplace that has no chimney, I should add) that wakes up after Halloween to spy on him to make sure he is being good. If [...]
Archive for November, 2009
Turns out our son does not know what a driveway is.
Classic. I guess that’s what happens when you raise your kid in the city.
This it how (I think) it all went down.
Like most urban children, our son has been told (i.e., threatened) to NEVER, EVER, let go of my hand in a parking lot. Or an [...]