Archive for April, 2009

Poor Fish

Published Date: April 24th, 2009
Category: Weekly Thought

  G lost his first pet this week. And to be honest, I think I was more distraught than he was. Although that could be because I felt slightly responsible for the fish’s death since I:   a) damaged his body structure by accidentally trapping him under the filter while I cleaned his tank   b) [...]

It’s Not How Old You Are That Matters…

Published Date: April 16th, 2009
Category: Weekly Thought

  So yesterday I punched “35” for my age into the treadmill calorie counter for the last time. Next time I run, I will be 36. Normally I don’t find myself working out the day before my birthday. I am usually on the couch drinking. Or eating. Or eating and drinking. Always watching Beverly Hills [...]

My Cup Overfloweth

Published Date: April 8th, 2009
Category: Weekly Thought

  How to Aid your 4-year-old Boy in Giving a Urine Sample   1) Take off your pink raincoat you just spent $20 dry-cleaning.   2) Do not place your newly purchased iced coffee on the floor, right next to the toilet.   3) Do not give your 4-year-old a choice about sitting down or [...]

April Fool’s

Published Date: April 1st, 2009
Category: Weekly Thought

  So my mother explained the concept of “April Fool’s” to G, so I was all ready this morning with my first joke. I thought I was being so funny and clever when I woke him up and said,   “Time to get ready to go to school!”   (Wednesday is a non-school day)   [...]