We’re thinking of going to Disney World. And I am panicking. Because here’s the thing—I don’t think I do Disney World.
 
I hate lines and crowds and people in matching, jewel-toned track suits. I despise gimmick and saccharine-coated, artificially-created memories. I don’t like rides and have yet to stomach a roller coaster in my 35 years [...]

“Have a little faith” is what Comcast technician #2 told me. On my second day of incorrect Comcast service. As he left my house on Friday afternoon, reassuring me he would be at my house the next morning to fix our bad HD cable connection and lack of internet connection.
 
Faith in God?
 
Yes.
 
Faith in mankind, [...]

 
I just couldn’t help myself today. I usually leave the road rage, restaurant complaining, and overall distaste with all that is unfair in life public outcries to my husband (he is a Libra), but today I just couldn’t keep it in.
 
Today a loud,
 
“You have got to be kidding me”
 
escaped my mouth as a [...]

 
Did I decide to wash my hair and put on make-up today?
 
No.
 
And why not? Because we were going to the Peggy Notebaert Nature Museum on a rainy day. Who would we run into and even so, did it really matter?
 
We were having a nice quiet time. The museum was totally empty, G was [...]

 
It’s 2:30 in the morning and I wake with a start, unable to go back to sleep. Is it my scratchy throat that is keeping me up?
 
Maybe.
 
My worry that G is a bit constipated and that I might have to give him his first “enema?”
 
Definitely.
 
But the more I think about it, [...]